Ode to the Purple Blouse

It was very very pretty
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
Purple button down
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
She looked so fine
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
cruising 'round Everett Town

On Turkey day came disappointment
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
When out the closet it came
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
She put it on before the feast day
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
It just didn't fit the same!

After working out at Curves
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
And sticking to her Prism Plan
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
She tried on that lovely purple
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
This fit she could now understand


She tossed it without sorrow
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
She donated it without pain
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
For it was too big and sloppy
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
She's too thin to wear it ever again!

Congrats and fare the well to the purple blouse!
Jules